You shall wage war with diversion

An IDF helicopter evacuated soldiers from the northern border to Rambam Hospital in Haifa on Sunday afternoon following the firing of anti-aircraft missiles from Lebanon towards Israel by Hezbollah despite the fact that soldiers were uninjured.

The IDF wanted to create a "fog" on the Lebanese side to allow Hezbollah to flaunt its achievement and meanwhile carried out a massive assault on Hezbollah.

Someone commented: Israel let the hezbos experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all within a few hours. How great is that in demoralizing the enemy. Brilliant!

Note that we are in war. Hizbollah is a terrorist organization but also the de-facto Lebanese government. Under the French, Lebanon was a nice place. 

English vs Chinese Justice

Lord Coke’s ruling that a judge could not be paid with the fines he imposed. Dr. Bonham’s Case, 8 Co. Rep. 107a, 118a, 77 Eng. Rep. 638, 652 (C.P. 1610). 

Judge Dee always expropriates the criminal's property and uses to money to fund his court and its employees. Judge Dee is a historical magistrate who figures in many popular Chinese detective stories. All his cases deal with wealthy, plunderable evildoers.  

The Weekly Chapter: Hebrew Slaves

In our annual tour of the Bible, we are approaching the end, where Moses codifies his laws and prepares the people to enter the Promised Land. Regarding slavery, Moses has very clear views.

How is a Jew enslaved? If he is caught stealing and cannot repay the harm he has caused, he will be sold as slave. No Jew is born a slave. 

Slavery lasts six years. In the seventh year, his owner has to free him and send him away with a suitable present. 

If he refuses to leave (apparently freedom was harder than slavery), the owner will make a cut in his ear to mark him publicly as one who has chosen his abject status. 

I am decided to die a rich Jew

"Negative rates are counterintuitive, unprecedented, insane and downright scary. They are like a parallel universe where everything you’ve ever learned about finance and human behavior is turned upside down." (Yahoo Finance)

Warren Buffett told CNBC that: “I think stocks are ridiculously cheap if you believe ... that 3% on the 30-year bonds makes sense...”

Think. Think like this Jew. Bonds are yielding from nothing to minus something. Their alternative, if you have savings, is stock, paying 2 -5% dividend. Meaning: stocks are cheap. 

Except that they were never higher. 

Why investors are not buying stocks but negative yield bonds? Because they fear a big recession, or a Japanese intractable deflation. 

I took a loan and bought stocks. I am abnormally optimist, there will be no deflation in Israel, and I am going to die rich.


Shabbat Shalom. 

Quantum gravity

We are organisms built to survive and reproduce in the environments that evolved on the surface of this planet. We do not have any built in instrument to investigate reality outside of what is/was necessary for those goals. How can we understand how quantum gravity works? Only by building a thinking machine able to investigate reality and then, like Vger 6, come back and translate it for us.

The StarTrek film about the return of Voyager 6 to meet its maker ends with the human proposing an unsolvable paradox (invented by an Ancient Greek) and the defeat of the thing. It is interesting to speculate what would have happened if instead of self-destruct, V-ger would have transmitted to humanity the knowledge it had collected. It did not and StarTrek proceeded to the next chapter with Captain Kirk stupid as he was before. That is what I remember.

Yet the film's website states that "Decker rewired the relay connection and keyed in the final sequence of the transmission manually. This prompted V'ger to begin transmitting its data, effectively merging with Decker, thus taking V'ger to a new level of existence. At last satisfied with its answers, V'ger disappeared in a blinding flash of white light". 

It was left unsaid what happened to V'ger's data and how it affected humanity. Very unsatisfying end. 

BTW, a Vulcan scientist T'Uerell, after deciphering the secrets of the Borg Collective, uncovered evidence that it was V'Ger who first created the Collective to serve as heralds in its search for its Creator.

The aggravation that is Israel

This morning had a meeting at Mey N. (a city), the water corporation. The bureaucrat in charge of evaluating plans had rejected my plan (the supermarket in case had been operating for the last forty years on a plot zoned for "industry", and to be legal, the zoning had to be changed to "commerce"). (What is zoning?) What was the reason my plan was rejected? It did not follow the five page rules posted on their website. But I did, could you please specify what is wrong? Everything! he smiled. 

With the experience of the normally lazy bureaucrats, that just want me to pay homage to their power and need my finger to point out everything, because the mental effort to look carefully at the drawing and try to make sense of it may damage their grey cells, I felt depressed by what was expecting me. My expectation was fulfilled when sitting in front of the smiling bureaucrat. Where is the water main? I pointed out. And what is this thing here? It is an hydrant. And so. At last he found that the supermarket was part of a building complex and I did not prove that water supply will be sufficient for the thirty different shops in the place. I said I am not going to enter each shop and investigate their water demand. You do it ! He felt he had gone too far, so the negotiation (because that is what it was) ended by agreeing that the surveyor had done a faulty job and will be ordered to measure everything anew.

While in the office, two men were shouting and banging the receptionist's desk. I never stole anything in my life and you say that I stole 20 cubic meters of water! How! It is the water corporation's meter, I had to pay for it, and you made the connection. If it is wrongly connected, it is your fault and should come and correct it. I am wasting my time for the third visit here and no one does anything! What a shitty country (verbatim!). מדינת חרא  The man was really excited and worked up, my companion said leave fast because they will call us as witnesses to violence. That's Israel, my country, the dream of two thousand years. Not exactly what Herzl intended. He wanted us to speak a cultured European language, German or French.  Pic.: The Israel Young Philharmonic.

P.S.: Why I accept these depressing jobs? (1) I am so old that no one will employ me. (2) Most of the work is planning done at home (3) It is relatively profitable. Zoning regulation is a matter of life and death for this supermarket. (4) Teaching in the university is not less depressing. (5) Life itself is depressing, but what is the alternative?

Shakedy

Granddaughter.