The Jews from the Future Have Landed

They have just arrived and already are living off the produce of the land. They know what they want and they are demanding it forcefully. They have strange names: Arbel and Gaffen.

Hanukkah as it should be

Not KosherKosher

To light candles in Hanukkah is not kosher (ritually perfect) because the miracle it celebrates was about one day oil lasting eight days. So it has to be oil and not candles. What kind of oil? In those times, only olive oil was used. May one use eating olive oil sold in the supermarket? No, only highly refined olive oil, like the one used in the Temple of Jerusalem, can be used. In the past, I used olive oil but my wife disliked the practice because it smells and candles are cleaner. Between authenticity and peace at home, I choose peace.

What do Neural Networks see?

 Above: What you see. Below, what the neural network (AI) sees. Very Interesting.

Israel preparing to fight the next war - abroad

TZAHAL completed a week-long exercise in Cyprus, refining its ability to fight outside of Israel's borders. Logistics and medical forces also participated in the exercise. A senior officer said that it was a "practical" test for the challenges the IDF will face in the next war.

Half of Cyprus is occupied by Turkey. Who was the "enemy"? What next war?

New Hope in TASE

TASE the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange is changing directors in hope it will recover from the disastrous decision in 2010 to change its classification from developing to developed nation. Anat Guetta is TASE's next hope. She is from Libyan Jewish extraction. Which demonstrates that we Austro-Hungarians have lost the control of Israeli finance.

Anat, for those interested in these things, was the name of a forgotten Hebrew fertility goddess, the counterpart (wife) of Yahoo. That was before he become sole King of the Creation.

Jews Arrogantly Continuing To Exist, Prosper

Initial efforts to eliminate Jews as a people first occurred during the latter half of the sixth century BCE.

Jerusalem, December 6 – Despite thousands of years’ worth of efforts to eradicate them and demonstrate the world does not want them, Jews persist in arrogant defiance of popular will by remaining in existence, and in many cases doing well, reports indicate.

Initial efforts to eliminate Jews as a people first occurred during the latter half of the sixth century BCE, historians note, and have continued on and off until the present, but have seen only mixed success at best, owing in part to what scholars call a conceited attitude on the part of Jews as individuals and as a community not to bend to the manifest preferences of those around them that they disappear or be destroyed by violence if possible.

“It’s unheard of for anyone to sustain arrogant defiance for so long,” remarked Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, a leading proponent of efforts to convince Jews to consent to extermination, by force if necessary. “It has to give, since arrogance is one of those flaws that eventually destroys you. So it has to be merely a matter of time before the entire flimsy edifice of Jewish pride comes crashing down. Perhaps we can even install a countdown clock in Tehran to help anticipate that day.”

Others noted the antidemocratic implications of Jewish insistence on continuing to exist, let alone reestablish an economically advanced sovereign state in their historic homeland. “This goes against the will of the majority of nations,” argued Mahmoud Abbas, a noted practitioner of democratic norms. “The Jews make a big deal of maintaining ‘the only truly democratic state in the Middle East,’ when in fact the very existence of that state violates the democratic principles they invoke in the process. The arrogance and hypocrisy are astounding, and the international community has not done enough to counter it. By the way, any solution that involves sidelining me and my cronies or depriving us of our economic fiefdoms is a non-starter.”

Part of the problem, analysts explain, lies in the piecemeal nature of the efforts to force Jews to acquiesce to the will of the majority. “It takes concerted effort to overcome such powerful arrogance,” noted Maurice Papon, who studied French WWII policy. “Only the Nazis managed to induce much of Europe to get rid of Jews, and even then they were only able to destroy about a third of them. Then the survivors went and built a state that’s an economic and technological powerhouse. We can’t let that accomplishment go to the Jews’ heads – what does it say about the rest of us?”

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A Rainy Day in Tel Aviv

After years of nudging, the American President accepted Jerusalem as the capital of the Jewish State. Thanks, Mr Trump.

TASE, the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange dropped in anticipation of widespread protests and violence in the chaotic Middle East. The NASDAQ also dropped a little but probably for other reasons, such as rotation to companies expected to profit from Trump's reduction of taxes.

I worked all day on the Rehovot project, the regulators demanded the detailed design of a garden fountain and a fish pond. The things exist and are fifteen years old, documenting them is absolutely useless. If the regulators happen to dislike the design, the owner will need to destroy or rebuild them. This is the same regulator that once demanded from me to hire a lifeguard for a hotel jacuzzi.