Super-Ethical Journalism

"I have a problem with milk. Well, multiple problems. Let me elaborate. (Are you excited?) Cow’s milk is, of course, bad news for the planet: three times worse in greenhouse emission terms than any plant milk. I have known for ages, but pretended not to, because tea is horrible with oat milk."

 Source: The Guardian, a staff journalist. Should I continue reading this paper? 

Un scène paroxystique

Un scène paroxystique du spectacle de l'Opéra National de Paris, à l'Opéra Bastille. The French have gone mad and destroyed their beautiful Rameau. Ah! Comme c’est triste! There goes civilization!

Natanz Enrichment Facilities

"An informed official in the Ministry of Intelligence told Nournews: "The identity of the person who caused the power outage to one of the halls of Martyr Ahmadi-Roshan Complex in Natanz Enrichment facilities, by disrupting the electrical system has been identified." 

The said Facilities will not enrich anybody nor anything in the near future. Zahal's generals met and raised a glass of red wine to the occasion. They are more numerous than I imagined. Netaniyahu made a short but deeply felt toast. 

Why am I still working like a horse?

 

Today went to fish shop/factory. I returned home late and tired like a working Argentine horse after an all night rodeo. In this year of quarantine, I lost muscle and stamina. Why do force my carcass to walk up and down these slippery/dangerous places?  For the kids, what else?

Muon Anomaly

  Beautiful! The muon appears spontaneously from nowhere and soon disappears to nothingness. 

 

The Glitch in the Simulation: Found

One theory of the universe is that it is a simulation. How can we discover if it is so? Finding an error in the simulation would prove it. Up to now everything complied with the Standard Model. Now a small anomaly was discovered in the muon magnetic properties, and if it is true, the model is wrong or the simulation is not perfect. The discoverer - Fermi Lab - says the model is wrong and a new physics has to be created. Pity I am at the end and shall miss all the excitement. 

Lou Reed from Velvet Underground was Jewish

Hey, white boy, what you doin' uptown?
Hey, white boy, you chasin' our women around?
Oh pardon me sir, it's the furthest from my mind
I'm just lookin' for a dear, dear friend of mine
I'm waiting for my man

He deserved a Nobel Prize not less than Dylan.