Nancy

Pelosi: "When I was a little girl, I was told at the beach if I dug a hole deep enough we would reach China. So we've always felt a connection there."

Me: "When I was a little boy, I was told that Mao could order the Chinese to jump all together, and all the Americans would fall off the Earth." I didn't worry because I lived in Hungary, and was a member of the Communist Pioneers protected by the glorious Soviet Union.