Polished Wood Penis

 

The Government of Argentina is asking for bids to supply 10000 wooden penises for educational purposes. People are protesting for the expense, as the traditional cucumber serves not a bit less and is cheaper. Others observe that wood is durable while vegetables rot. This entry in the blog shows how low I have sunk, I read La Nacion and am uninterested in the AMIA bomb trial, which is being closed after 27 years.  

Has started the TASE crash?

 

All the last month Tel Aviv Stock Exchange has been stable but I am starting to feel that it started to slip down. Basically, I have completed selling stock and paying debts, so it should not be of vital interest to me. I want to believe that my timing was good. 

Rabbi Pinto

 

"Torah sages have said that the Holocaust in Europe happened because they spoke during prayers. It did not come to Morocco, because we were careful not to speak during prayers," he explained. "Speaking during prayers is horrifying and destroys everything."

Ashkenazi Jews do speak and make business during those interminable prayers in the synagogue. They also allow the children to play while the service is on. I used to be the only one trying to actually analyze and understand the text, but it never made sense to me. What is the King of the Creation and why he demands our verbal worship like a Secretary-General of the Party? Soon I stopped. I have met Pinto, he is the smartest of the Moroccan Miracle Rabbis. 

Inconsequential Boer Wars

 Durban zoo was looted yesterday. In addition to the tasty monkey in the bag, pythons and other foodstuffs were stolen. Also, many other food stores were looted all over South Africa. It is a wonder that the Bantu Republic lasted this long. 

BLM is right: history books deal with the White Man's doing such as the English fighting Dutch settlers. The really important and consequential event in South Africa was the unnoticed inflow of Bantus into the country.   

Peeping through windows

Last night I strayed randomly into Twitter and the first thing I found is a Haredi young woman exposing her daily emotions. Her "Chamud" (dear) threw her out זרק אותה and she is crying nonstop - on Twitter. Dozens of real and fake commenters are comforting her. Don't say "dropped me" but the relationship has ended. Another one tells that in a similar situation she cleaned the house, took a long bath, masturbated, put on makeup, dressed well, and feeling clean she went to the office.  The next recounts how her ex came out from the toilet with an erection and went directly to put his dick in her mouth. Then said he felt that nothing was developing between them and took off.  These are good clean heymische Jewish girls. Oh, boy, fifty years ago I was an insensitive brute too. Now I am an impotent sensitive old Jew. I spent the night reading Twitter and am tired and unhappy. 

Black Rock's Koesterich on Inflation: Volatile

 

The consumer price index jumped 5.4% from a year earlier, the largest increase since before the worst of the financial crisis, the Labor Department reported Tuesday. It is the largest move since September 1991. On a monthly basis, headline and core prices rose 0.9% against 0.5% Dow Jones estimates. WATCH NOW

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There’s a lot of factor volatility we’re navigating right now, says BlackRock’s Koesterich

Volatile, for me, means it evaporates quickly. For Koesterich means something else, like "Dont know". I think strong inflation is starting. 

Wile E. Coyote. Genius.

 

Wile E Coyote regularly runs off a cliff in pursuit of the Road Runner and finds himself suspended in mid-air. When he looks down and realizes his predicament, he falls into the deep canyon below. Israeli businesses have just run straight off a cash cliff, now that Liberman the Evil Minister has ended all assistance. The economy is now suspended in mid-air. Don't look down!