Jewish Hell

Old Kohn dies and the Celestial Court interrogates him: 

- Did you pay your taxes? 

- You see... 

- Were you faithful to your wife? 

- In principle yes but... 

Kohn, we see you are not a bad character, but we cannot admit you to Heaven. Take the lift to level minus 30 to the Jewish Hell. 

Kohn arrives and the Reception Commission greets him. 

They take him to gourmet restaurants where uniformed devils pour vine in his glass, a limousine tour with a devil guide, a night club with a female devils show, to the beach full of beautiful girls. 

- Is this Hell? 

- It was when we arrived, seventy years ago.