Another: 3 crazy people tried escaping an insane asylum
While running the first one said "if there is a tall fence well dig under it"
The second one said "if there is a short fence well jump over it"
The third one ran forword and said "guys we are screwed there is no fence"
In an insane asylum one night, someone cried "I am John Lennon!"
His caretaker said, "How do you know?" The patient said, "God told me!" Just then, his roommate shouted,
"I did not!"
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