Balls on Ice

Mike Jagger (left: recent pic) got his girlfriend pregnant at age 72, at an age that the average man (not me!) has sex once a year, at most. How he does it? There are proven ways to increase old man fertility, and the most effective is the one employed in Argentina with older or indifferent reproductor bulls. They put the abulic bull to pasture in the same potrero with a young heifer for several days. Nothing happens but as the days go, they get more familiar with each other. Then they introduce a young potent bull into the potrero and the newcomer starts courting the heifer. The old bull suddenly loses its calm and excitedly pushes the youngster away and fucks the heifer. 

Amazingly, watching porn before sex also increases potency and sperm volume and quality, and the best porn is one girl with two men. The competitive instinct kicks in and the body tries to make sure that its sperm will win the competition. Take my word, this trick works. 

Be cool is also a piece of good medical advice. Reducing the temperature of the testicles improves sperm formation. There are underwear models with pockets for ice cubes, not very comfortables but effective. Two hours a day make the trick.

The most pleasurable method is five minutes of foreplay. Doctors advise it for females but it works also for men, an increase their sperm volume significantly. Find an attractive, friendly woman and try it. Any volunteers out there?