How many soldier-programmers of the Shachar Kachol (Blue Morning) ultra-Orthodox unit are needed to change a bulb? Bad question, they never touch material objects.
In the Breslev yeshive they don't change light bulbs because there are no bulbs like the first one.
In the Hemed yeshive they first investigate if the Chinese bulb manufacturer worked on Saturday.
In the Brisk yeshive the question never arises because they reject innovations like electricity.
Yeshive exam question: A Jew born with two heads, on which head he has to put on the phylacteries?
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