How do you say "shithole" in Chinese (without offending the shithole people)

Blake Stone-Banks‏ @blakestonebanks

Ha! Here's how friends are saying "shithole country" in Beijing: 垃圾国家 ("trash country"), 破点儿 ("broken place"), 鬼地方 ("haunted spot"), 穷山恶水 ("barren mountains and evil waters"), and the best: 粪坑国 ("manure kingdom").